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    KJ writes:
    Ok so I am home from my day, and guess what? There is no one chasing me.

    Yet! Then follows with several boring posts and the usual rants.

    Singer Zingers:

    Your first problem is your overly jealous, kew. Just look at how you are the only one whining about this when others have pm'd to congratulate or tell me how awesome this was. And you wouldn't BELIEVE who thet are. Don't ask--all you'll become is more unglued.

    Your next problem is the level of your inability to comprehend the facts. What you're showing is just another life-weakness. You have a very hard time making sense of just about everything you try to talk about. I'd have fired a brainless weasel like you if you had worked for me.

    You're oozing with envy kew. And guess how great that feels..... But your most glaring issue is you just can't get over this unless you talk yourself into me and the others lying.

    It reminds me of the days at BJTF when Freighter and others used to tear your ass apart. Man...you said some stupid shit then. I thought you might be getting smarter. Then you rant on and on to totally redeem yourself as the queen of dumbass.

    There's more of an "audience" here than in GWAE kew. This is why you have nothing upstairs as you try so hard to pretend it just can't be.

    No one sees what you're doing kew. No one watches unless you make them. You are just not a savvy enuf player to do anything like this, which is one of the main reasons why I call your bluff on all your posting nonsense.

    It's the same old song. But with a different meaning when KJs gone.

    Kew, you're complaining because you want to think you're the only one asking the questions, but as usual you are wrong. I've received quite a few of them via pm and email, and there were some by axel and Mickey via telecon. And without being unduly cruel, you seem to be a little too dense to understand what this is all about.

    KJ gets his ass handed to him for like the 4th day in a row. More rants and boring ass replies not worth reading. But it sure puts a person to sleep fast.

    I wonder what queertard will come up with for a thread tomorrow. NOT!

    Probably another Dan runs a shitty forum, so I'm leaving rant #18.
    Last edited by Moses; May 15th, 2019 at 11:31 PM.

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    KJ writes: Goddam it Rob! Now I am going to be late for lunch and it is sloppy Joe day at the buffet which is my favorite. (I am a simple guy)

    Hold on just a damn minute. You mean to tell me there is a buffet in Vegas serving sloppy Joes? Now I'm really pissed.

    Rob.....I am biased. You are right. Besides all your lying about AP play, about me. Personal things. Stupid shit. Living with my mother who pays the bills. You know that is bullshit. You KNOW I am a card counter. Low level sure. That doesn't impress you. Fine. But you KNOW I support myself from card counting. (and I am proud of that btw). And yet you spew these lies about living with my mother and sugar daddies that you KNOW are BS. It's a game. But guess what, there is a truly insane little homeless guy up in Reno (banned from this forum), reprinting all this shit word for word.

    As a matter of fact I ran into to Tater today. Man...is he pissed at you KJ. Tater wasn't banned from VCT. Moses was. Moses isn't homeless. Tater is.
    Both have college educations and survival skills far beyond the halfwit, queer teenager, who still lives with his mommy and serves at the buffet. Not that there is anything wrong with pouring water for patrons. One of Taters sayings is "he'd hit you so you hard it would separate you from your fuck stick." That is a sports term and not a threat of violence which offends queertards. So he didn't say that, just merely ask if you ever shut up?

    And that's not fair. And of course the single biggest thing is the complete lies you have repeatedly stated about my partner spouse. You have every right to not approve gay lifestyles.
    Wait! KJ is gay? Rob did you get all those rights and wrongs/do's and don'ts written down? Tater is so confused he is going back on sweets. Doggone it Rob.

    I think I have made my feeling known and I am aware there are many that disagree, so I won't comment further.

    Yes, your feeling, was even on the news. I'm sure everyone now if fully aware that KJ "the great" disagrees. KJ's last sentence at the end of a lengthy diatribe for his first post of the day. Thank you Jesus. 7 posts and 8000 words later, he is still ranting. Holy Crap.
    Last edited by Moses; May 16th, 2019 at 07:24 PM.

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    KJ. When you back count and jump in when the count gets good and then jump out when the count gets bad, isn't that theft from the other players EV?

    ...And then tell others.

    KJ writes; When the Devil comes knocking, offering me $5 million for my soul, I will tell him no and send him packing.


    The devil already has your soul and he got for about 6 zeros knocked off the 5 mil.

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    Default KJ and Tasha - Birds of a Feather

    Okay, I see you two nitwits need something to write about at VCT again.

    UCFX is my lady friend who lives with me. The idea was You Can't Fix Stupid. X is a sign language we use for stupid. She got on primarily because KJ couldn't shut up about me and I couldn't respond because I was banned. Then Bosox brings her into a conversation that was years ago. A cheap shot.

    After a couple of days, she'd had enough of the ridiculousness and passed it off to me. So UCFX then became a combination of Lou, Steve, Tater, me and others laughing our asses off at KJ's nonsense and how he couldn't let go. We played him to a T with Karl.

    The funniest moment was when KJ was bragging about going down on his new boyfriend. Steve, is by far the rudest and crudest of the bunch. So I had him start reading KJ's description out loud.

    KJ writes to Blackhole:
    Since you have expressed your interest, I have a fairly new "boyfriend" for lack of a better label. He doesn't have a big cock, but it is nice. Very cute. Very suckable, which generally is something I don't do all that much. I usually am more about received oral, but being that he is young and cute, I return the favor more that I usually do. Never for hours though. I am pretty talented when I put my mind to it, so it is more like a 10 minute


    Steve turned beat RED and had to stop reading it. HE couldn't believe such nonsense was allowed on a gambling forum. It was the ONLY time I've seen Steve rendered speechless. Funny as hell.

    KJ, rather than worrying about me, you should be worrying about your game. Clearly, it needs a lot of work.

    Again, either one, put your money where you mouth is. You will see my home and see she lives with me and meet all the cronies. OF course Tater would kick KJ's ass for all the rude comments he made and continues to make about him being homeless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moses View Post

    The funniest moment was when KJ was bragging about going down on his new boyfriend. Steve, is by far the rudest and crudest of the bunch. So I had him start reading KJ's description out loud.

    [COLOR=#b22222]KJ writes to Blackhole:
    Since you have expressed your interest, I have a fairly new "boyfriend" for lack of a better label. He doesn't have a big cock, but it is nice. Very cute. Very suckable, which generally is something I don't do all that much. I usually am more about received oral, but being that he is young and cute, I return the favor more that I usually do.

    Steve turned beat RED and had to stop reading it. HE couldn't believe such nonsense was allowed on a gambling forum. It was the ONLY time I've seen Steve rendered speechless. Funny as hell.
    So what's the problem? Steve is embarrassed by my boyfriend's perfect little perky penis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KewlJ View Post
    So what's the problem? Steve is embarrassed by my boyfriend's perfect little perky penis?

    LOL. Steve is the Senior Cocks man. I mean a waitress or a decent looking lady can't pass him by without him making some comment. He's always shoving his phone in my face showing some picture of big boobs or butt cracks at Walmart or some shit like that. Ok, I guess but not in the waning seconds of the NBA Finals. Or NCAA tourney game.

    So, I set him up. HE started reading and got to the 2nd sentence. His reading got slower and slower and voice volume went lower and lower until he stopped. He was like, holy crap, what is this? A gambling forum? Really? WTF?

    It was the 2nd funniest moment, just behind Zee's encounter with the big cowboy. That one had everyone rolling.
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    The problem isn't that he claims he won, playing a long-term losing (-EV) system.

    The problem is that he claims it is a "winning" system and promotes and encourages other to play it...on forums, books and a gambling advice column. And continues to do so even today as evident of what he had Alan post.

    When someone does this...intentionally misleading players and members, I believe it is the responsibility of others to call out and challenge such claims.

    You're not giving the other players and members much credit. What, they can't think for themselves? I don't give much a fuck one way or another. I was reading the forum for the jokes which left this story long ago. The only thing left that is remotely funny is how serious you are still taking this nonsense.

    Clearly, you have not spent much time in a casino. Don't you know that no one ever loses and their systems work to perfection with little or no effort?
    I often wonder how the casinos can afford to stay in business. O ya, there was that one guy that lost once, but he's a dipshit. Just like everyone is innocent in prison. No?

    Yes, I would say, after over 300 posts, you've done your duty of calling out and challenge. But it got boring as fuck after the 10th time you repeated yourself. At least Bob, made some interesting assessments and legit questions to Rob. Now, do everyone a favor and let it go. Go back to work at Whattaburger and serve breakfast until noon.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlzm7-gvTRg

    Notice 21forme trying to sneak out.
    Last edited by Moses; June 25th, 2019 at 11:19 AM.

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