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    Default Poker Stars Stud Hi/Lo Friends

    On Sunday I played the funnest Poker Stars Stud Hi/Lo tourney to date. I made 2 good friends and got my 15th overall win playing Poker Stars tourneys since the start of the year!

    I knew I would finally get the game I wanted where people were coming after me, trying to start shit and run their fucking mouths. 2 dip shits, Magnumpei (a dude) & RobinTheHood (a chick) wanted to cause problems for me this past Sunday evening. I'm not 100% sure if the dudes handle name is Magnumpei to be 100% but he does have the Dirty Harry avatar.

    This mother fucker Magnumpei who has a Dirty Harry avatar started running his mouth to me via the chat early on in the game while he was on another table. That's the beauty of playing in a Poker Stars tourney, you can play on your table and watch/monitor/chat/heckle on a different table simultaneously which helps at times but you have to be a participant of that particular tourney. This mother fucker singled me out for some nasty talk, I welcomed it and played right back at him with an attitude. Before I got to the table with Magnumpei/Dirty Harry I had to take out his bitch, RobinTheHood who I nicknamed railbird Robin. I teased her before and after I busted her out of the tourney and what really pissed her off is that I started talking about her sister. After I busted her she hung around and heckled me for a good while, taking flak from 2 sides. She probably watched me beat up and take out her buddy which I'm sure disgusted her. 2 hecklers in one online tourney, I love it.

    Once it was final table time my nemesis Magnumpei/Dirty Harry and I had both reached the final table. It must have been an act of god that it came down to me and him once the game was heads up. We talked shit to each other the whole time we were on the final table and long before we got there and I kicked his ass! I prevailed! I got the last words in as soon as the tourney finished and rubbed it in to my opponent by typing and posting, "I win!" It made my day.

    I love an offbeat poker game like that where all the etiquette goes out the window and everyone knows there are assholes at the table even if it is online. By far that was the nastiest PokerStars game I've played and I won. Magnumpei got that .44 Magnum to the face!!! If any of you see an asshole on PokerStars Stud Hi/Lo Tourneys with a Dirty Harry avatar call him a loser.

    Last edited by Blitzkrieg; June 6th, 2018 at 04:41 PM.

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    The assholes name is Magnapal!

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    Default An overturn from the assholes earlier today

    From PS earlier today...

    "We are writing to inform you that we have suspended your chat privileges for your Stars Account for one day as a result of your recent chat in our site."

    Later on...

    "We hope you are having a wonderful day.

    After reviewing the chat logs and your account we agree that your comment was not worthy of a suspension. We have removed the violation, that was sent to you, from your account. We appreciate your understanding and please accept our apologies.

    Let me remind you that you should be careful in venting your frustration as there are always players waiting to report other players for foul language or looking to bait other players into retaliating with comments that will get their chat suspended."

    Those jerks over at PS revoked my chat rights mid game. As a result I punished all the players who were playing with me for their act of ugliness so I stalled and waited for as long as I could to make any playing decisions to make the game a pain to play.

    I'm delighted to know that PS changed their minds and see things MY way. As they should have to begin with.
    Last edited by Blitzkrieg; June 19th, 2018 at 06:22 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzkrieg View Post
    The assholes name is Magnapal!
    I would've utilized the mute feature. I've run across the same shit in live BJ tournies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Svengarlicky View Post
    I would've utilized the mute feature. I've run across the same shit in live BJ tournies.
    I don't like to mute the convo. I don't mind hearing it if I may have made someone upset in an online game. It makes an online game a bit more interesting.

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    Default Up to 17 wins

    Two more stud hi/lo wins. I really kicked their asses in this mornings game. 1 game, 1 win, what I like. No one else even got over 10K in chips for the entire tourney and I had 28K-30K+, where the 2nd place guy had 5K+ or so with 8 or 9 people left. That was an embarrassment of the Poker Stars online faithful. I'm glad I rubbed it in to them throughout the match.
    Last edited by Blitzkrieg; June 25th, 2018 at 04:22 AM.

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