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    Default Nearly Involved in a Fist Fight with A Ladies Husband at Poker Last Night

    Last night I was nearly involved in a fist fight with some ladies husband in what was supposed to be a friendly poker game of No-Limit Hold'em. I was in a hand with this guys wife and then all of a sudden after the hand is over this ass hole starts running his mouth, trying to run me into the ground type of shit. I was having no part of this chumps attitude. On about the second or third insult I finally heard enough and told the guy to go fuck himself at the table! I would have never told anyone to go fuck off at the table unless their insult to me was equally as nasty. From there a near fight almost ensued and he was saying things such as he wanted to hit me, he said he was going to beat me up, and then he kept mentioning that we should go outside and that he had something for me outside in his car. As if he was alluding to he had a gun and that he wanted to kill me. Right there this asshole threatened me! Of course I was cussing this guy out the whole way, ready to bomb on that head. I wasn't scared. We didn't have to go outside to fight, we could have fought inside this establishment.

    I stood up and took a fighting stance at the table, had my fists raised and told this guy to go fuck himself! Do something bitch! I know I would have fucked this guy up had he thrown a punch! I would have fucked him up in front of his old lady. I must admit that I hate playing with fucking couples on the same table. I hate it! Before the game started his wife was asking me questions in front of him, such as what high school I went to and what was my name. I have to wonder if that's why that asshole started acting up at the table. He probably thought I was sticking it to her and pounding his old lady back in the day. I'll never know. It was a chaotic scene no doubt.

    There was a sweet elderly lady who was sitting to my direct left when all this went down. She's probably in her late 70's or early 80's, I thought she was going to have a heart attack because the table nearly erupted with violence with lots of mean things being said. The guy who was running his mouth to me, I could definitely tell that his blood pressure was elevated! While I was, calm.

    You guys should have seen this guys face and the state of rage I had this guy in when we sat back down and began to play the game of NLHE poker again. His eye balls were about to pop out of his fat head. I kept running my mouth to this guy and lectured him on how he was out of line and should have stayed out of my action! How he should have shut his mouth! After things kinda cooled down a bit this asshole kept going on tilt, going all-in, I could tell he was ready to go home. He finally got called by me and the elderly lady who was sitting to my left and we took his sorry ass out of the game. Right after that happened, his wife got up with him and left the game as well even though she did not have to and was still in the game. She knew she had to get her hubby out of the game! That woman needs to jump her husbands ass for acting out of line on their date night out!
    Last edited by Blitzkrieg; September 19th, 2017 at 10:20 AM.

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    I don't take any shit from poker players getting out of line, or sorry ass poker hosts. Fuck'em all! The guys who owns/runs the poker league, he'll definitely be getting an ear full from me today on how his host fucked up and doesn't know how to run a poker game or handle an argument!

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    Interesting story Blitzer. It sounds to me like the guy has "you farted before my wife" syndrome.

    Today is a new day. Put it behind you and move my brotha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moses View Post
    Interesting story Blitzer. It sounds to me like the guy has "you farted before my wife" syndrome.

    Today is a new day. Put it behind you and move my brotha.
    I can't put it behind me Moses. It was pure pandemonium last night, things almost got way out of hand. It was an ugly scene but I didn't start it. It was a classic case of little man syndrome. This guy thought he could bad mouth me and badger me right at the table and thought I would do and say nothing! Boy was he wrong! I'm sure he has a whole new outlook on me now as I was ready to throw down. Never backing down. I thought this guy was going to have a heart attack because he was steaming hot, seriously. I would have attacked him right at the table had he tried anything, I was ready.

    I still have to call the owner and give him an ear full so this incident is not over, it's just beginning. I have to tell the owner of this poker league that he has a horrible fucking host running his game and that I was not at fault. The host wouldn't even let me explain my side of the story when the couple left and more than likely talked to the host of the game outside, probably on his fucking phone. The host then came in and came to the table I was on and then wanted to know from the witnesses what happened. The host didn't even want to talk to me about it, he didn't handle it like a man. What a pussy! He started yelling at me acting like an asshole like I had caused the incident and I never threatened the guy physically like he did me. It was all one sided. I had to lecture the host during the 1st game because the tables were crowded, he didn't want to discuss it but I pressed the issue to where he had to discuss it at the table.

    It's just like this Moses, assholes take a serious prejudice towards me because they see something they don't understand and then they attack. Some people that I've played with get very paranoid when they play with me and then they have a prejudice towards me when they see that I'm doing things the right way, how things should be done in a poker game and they cannot do it. They are used to getting beaten. This isn't the first time I've had incidents like this happen. This club is used to me beating up on them in the game of poker, I've had to set a lot of jackasses straight in this club who don't understand the game. Hell some people have accused me of cheating when I am clearly not. The owner of this goddamn league has tried cheating me but only to be called out by yours truly, they've fucked me over on points, deleted seasons because I straight stomped their asses and embarrassed the club, I've had people bring in 2 decks into a single game because they thought I was manipulating the deck, I've been told I cannot deal anymore and the house has to break their procedure and their rules in order to slow me down. Their paranoia runs deep and it does so for a reason. This is just another ugly episode in the pursuit of defeating my opponents. Faux Pas.
    Last edited by Blitzkrieg; September 19th, 2017 at 01:01 PM. Reason: 1

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    I don't know much about poker Blitzer. But an old saying, "being King isn't easy, but it's better than being a Peasant calling the King an asshole." You sir, are the King.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moses View Post
    I don't know much about poker Blitzer. But an old saying, "being King isn't easy, but it's better than being a Peasant calling the King an asshole." You sir, are the King.
    Poker is a fun game to play. I'm not one of those hide-bound and rigid players out there who only sticks to playing one game because they cannot change, not me. Last night before I left the club I paid the waitress her money and then went back to argue with the host for a few minutes only to realize our conversation was going nowhere. As I was leaving I said, "Fuck this league!" I walked out by raising my glass high/hand high in the air, like Elvis was leaving the building. Imagine that scene where Tony Montana has his episode at the restaurant. The bad man is leaving! That's about how ugly the scene was, real similar.
    Last edited by Blitzkrieg; September 19th, 2017 at 01:23 PM.

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    I had a talk with the owner and this prick is just like his weak-ass poker host! He wants to talk with other people who were not involved in my incident but sitting at the same table, instead of talking with me. What a fucking coward and a pussy! I'm sure he anticipated my call knowing how the conversation went. This guy used his kids as an excuse as to why he couldn't get to the bottom of such an incident. What a fucking pussy!

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