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    Default The Simpsons Learn Card Counting -VIDEO

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    The congregation, led by Marge, must resort to gambling and counting cards, taught by Apu, in order to collect money to pay for church repairs. Marge then proceeds to go to the casino with Sideshow Mel, Ned, Agnes Skinner and Reverend Lovejoy and his wife Helen. They win enough money for the church but Homer finds out and goes looking for Marge at the casino.

    The casino then holds Homer hostage in exchange for return of the money won, which they can't because they already gave it to the contractor, who laughs at the idea of giving it back. While there Homer asks why they want the money back since card counting is not illegal or even cheating at the game. The thugs holding him, unable to come up with an answer shut him up by putting his head in a vice.

    Marge prays in the middle of the casino which attracts a huge crowd. The casino lets Homer go because Marge was causing a "disturbance" that hurt business. The owner tells them they can even keep the money they won, but are banned from ever entering the casino again. Homer refuses and demands the casino stop treating people who count cards like they're cheating when all they're doing is playing by the rules. He is then thrown out by a robot.

    Last edited by DDutton; April 26th, 2017 at 03:11 PM. Reason: replace links

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    LMFAO Friggin hilarious!
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    Did anyone watch this episode? Its great.
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