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    It wasn't very long ago I was involved in a poker game with several players who had their goddamn phones glued to their dick skinners. I don't know what it is with these people but sooner or later I'm probably going to have to say something nasty to one of these players at the table who have their head up their ass because their surfing the fucking internet over their goddamn phone. Is it some kind of contest to see who can multitask the most while involved in a game? I hate these kinds of players! Especially if you have to wait on them. It's a fucking disease. Players were even doing it at the fucking Blackjack tables for crying out loud! Social media is fucking up gaming pure and simple! People want to surf their "F"uckbook while the cards are in the air, what gives? Perhaps they should have a contest to see who can be the trendiest gamer armed with poker visor, shades, smartphone in hand, & ear phones pumping shit between their ears. All while at the fucking table. When I see you trendy mother fuckers at the table I'm going to bust your a$$ guaranteed!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzkrieg View Post
    It wasn't very long ago I was involved in a poker game with several players who had their goddamn phones glued to their dick skinners. I don't know what it is with these people but sooner or later I'm probably going to have to say something nasty to one of these players at the table who have their head up their ass because their surfing the fucking internet over their goddamn phone. Is it some kind of contest to see who can multitask the most while involved in a game? I hate these kinds of players! Especially if you have to wait on them. It's a fucking disease. Players were even doing it at the fucking Blackjack tables for crying out loud! Social media is fucking up gaming pure and simple! People want to surf their "F"uckbook while the cards are in the air, what gives? Perhaps they should have a contest to see who can be the trendiest gamer armed with poker visor, shades, smartphone in hand, & ear phones pumping shit between their ears. All while at the fucking table. When I see you trendy mother fuckers at the table I'm going to bust your a$$ guaranteed!

    It's too simple. Start an Initiative to outlaw cellphones at the tables.

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    That won't work Sven. Sooner or later it's all going to boil over inside and I think lashing out at a player will be the best course of action. Table rage. Besides, it may be a good way to make an opponent make a mistake while at the table as their blood pressure goes through the roof!

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    You must chill my friend,,,,or have great sex before you play, that will drain some of that excess testosteron you clearly have.

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    Quote Originally Posted by creeping panther View Post
    You must chill my friend,,,,or have great sex before you play, that will drain some of that excess testosteron you clearly have.

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    I got my table rage in check CP. Sometimes, people can really upset you on an outing. To the point to where you want to say something even though you know it may not be the best course of action.

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