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    God Caught Backing Multiple GOP Candidates for President

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    After a thorough investigation, Daily Intel has discovered that God is separately backing at least three different contenders for the Republican presidential nomination. Over the course of the past few months and even years, God has sent signs and direct messages to each of these candidates encouraging them to run, presumably without telling them that he supports other candidates as well.


    Herman Cain: When Cain's granddaughter was born in 1999, Cain says his first thought upon holding her was, "What do I do to make this a better world?" Cain told Christian radio host Bryan Fischer in January, "I know that that had to be God almighty sending that thought through my mind." That's the background for what happened twelve years later. While campaigning for president around December of 2010, Cain was feeling tired and discouraged when he received a direct sign from God that hemust continue. This sign was delivered via God's preferred method of communication, the text message:

    http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer...ltiple_go.html

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    Oh good grief, not Michele Bachmann! I thought we were done with her.

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    Bernie, the only real hope America has left


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    Quote Originally Posted by Katz View Post
    God Caught Backing Multiple GOP Candidates for President

    By Dan Amira





    After a thorough investigation, Daily Intel has discovered that God is separately backing at least three different contenders for the Republican presidential nomination. Over the course of the past few months and even years, God has sent signs and direct messages to each of these candidates encouraging them to run, presumably without telling them that he supports other candidates as well.


    Herman Cain: When Cain's granddaughter was born in 1999, Cain says his first thought upon holding her was, "What do I do to make this a better world?" Cain told Christian radio host Bryan Fischer in January, "I know that that had to be God almighty sending that thought through my mind." That's the background for what happened twelve years later. While campaigning for president around December of 2010, Cain was feeling tired and discouraged when he received a direct sign from God that hemust continue. This sign was delivered via God's preferred method of communication, the text message:

    http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer...ltiple_go.html
    I guess they proved that god is a politician too.
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