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    Quote Originally Posted by Parpaluck View Post
    …. continued ….

    No matter how you look at it, mouth-foamingly or not, all gambling is a series of streaks. From Player’s perspective, there are winning streaks (W+) and there are losing streaks (L-). The streaks are of various lengths, but precisely calculated by mathematical formulae/s. Look at this table representing the streaks for the real-life blackjack game:



    “NOT! NOT! Don’t show that no more!” them krookos will scream. “The losing streaks of Player will go indefinitely!”

    REALLY? Look at these roulette results:



    In the vast majority of cases, total appearances and total non-appearances fall within one standard deviation from the norm (not that insane n0rm!) Check any other results you want to (I’m addressing normal persons here, not the pathological liars like the Askobolans). What gambler’s fallacy… where is it, krookoo?? I ain’t seen 200 consecutive losses in coin tossing… not even 20… not even in blackjack… not even at roulette…

    The streak gambling system is clearly presented on several pages at SALIU.COM, especially Gambling Mathematics Is Science of Winning / Losing Streaks. The fundamentals of the gambling system were first published somehow by brute force. A Napster-like piracy site published virtually all roulette systems in existence, including the famed Super Roulette Strategy.

    The increase in bets is NOT an open-ended Martingale or Fibonacci progression. Again, all gambling events are series of streaks. The streaks will average out in results closely following mathematics. The necessary LONG RUN is as reasonable as it can be — it occurs in the overwhelming majority of cases in a LIFETIME.

    Compare that to card counting, where mathematics is not even allowed as a topic of discussion! The LONG RUN in cart-counting “requires” billions of trials (way beyond a lifetime)! Guess what? Binomial standard deviation can prove that one billion trial series can badly disprove card counting. “So, what?” the card counter afflicts and krooks will mouth-foam scream at you. “Do another billion trial sim… and another one if failed again… one of them billion trial series sim will be a winner…”

    “Toney Katz, Gentile or Jew,
    You might know a thing or two –
    Sometimes you do your math
    Like drinking the grapes of wrath.”


    Ion Saliu (royalty name: Parpaluck),
    Founder of Gambling Mathematics,
    Founder of Axiomaticism,
    Founder of Randomness Philosophy,
    Founder of TRUTH ABOVE ANYTHING ANYBODY Foundation

    (Punished by Miss Google for posting on ZenZone! I guess, too many addicts, afflicts, pathological liars, one-sentence idiots, etc. But there is one Kat… “Măi Kwitser, măi Cuiuţ, Am o mîţă, tu s-o…. BRRRRRRRRAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!)
    Streaks, schreaks!

    The only streak you can predict is that your streak of bilking the public with your bogus, hocus pocus gambling advice will soon come to a long overdue end.

    You're a streaker all right! You streak across the main event and the girls laugh you into your clothes as your drooping belly covers the parts you want to show. Huffing and puffing, your streaking gait turns into a geriatric hobble down the garden path grappling to keep your wheely walker in tow. Give it up! Your time is almost up!

    I can say with an absolute degree of certainty (no such thing, you say!) that your streaking days will soon be over. Your hope of drifting off into the eternal abyss of nothingness is wishful thinking... instead, you will stand naked in front of all your victims, and your loved ones as well, as your secret life runs like a video tape for all to see, ...that is, unless you buy the tape and destroy it by repenting of your fraudulent ways.

    Remember your childhood. Remember when you knew right from wrong. Remember when your heart was happy and innocent. Return to former days! But if you think you're a good guy now, you are really kidding yourself. Think of all those victims of yours whom you have helped down the path to financial ruin, when you could have been lending them a helping hand. How can you expect mercy when you give none to others? It's going to go bad for you, Uncle Ion. Wise up!

    The heresies that Torquemada chased were against God You offense is against your fellow man. Even a devout atheist as yourself must recognize the respect due each fellow human being. No, this is no ghost of Torquemada, come to torture you for your sins against God, this is the ghost of Robin Hood, crying aloud, "One for all and all for one!" When you bilk a member of the merry band, you bilk us all. Away with thee, thou foul scammer of thy unwary neighbor! Bof! Boom! Crash! Bam! Brrrrrrewhahahaha!!!
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    Properly applied, card counting works in the long run, which is normally not very long at all. But for quicker results, I recommend Ion Salui's solution. Bet it all with a high degree of certainty! That way, there ain't no long run to worry about.

    I am not responsible for any advice given here. YMMV. Past performance is not an indicator of future results. When in doubt, seek advice from a qualified gambling consultant, none of whom post here. Call 1-800-GAMBLER for serious questions. All answers given here must be assumed tongue in cheek. Caveat emptor! If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife. Other than that, the advice printed in these pages is not worth the paper it's not printed on.
    Aslan 11/1/90 - 6/15/10 Stormy 1/22/95 -8/23/10
    “There are not one hundred people in the United States who hate The Catholic Church,
    but there are millions who hate what they wrongly perceive the Catholic Church to be.”
    Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

    “It takes a very long time to become young.” Pablo Picasso

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      • "In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the keno lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there."
        -An anonymous casino boss

      "The typical gambler might not really understand the probabilistic nuances of the wheel or the dice, but such things seem a bit more tractable than, say, trying to raise a child in this lunatic society of ours."
    -Arthur S. Reber, The New Gambler 's Bible

    • Nine gamblers could not feed a single rooster.
      -Yugoslav proverb
    • "Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit."
      -R. E. Shay
    • "A gambler with a system must be, to a greater or lesser extent, insane."
      -George Augustus Sala (1828-95) English writer and journalist
    • "Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something."
      -Wilson Mizner
    • "I am sorry I have not learned to play cards. It is very useful in life. It generates kindness and consolidates society."
      -Samuel Johnson
    • "Blackjack is the only casino game an amateur can learn to play and at which he can definitely win."
      -Lawrence Revere, author, Playing Blackjack as a Business
    • "Gambling is the future on the internet. You can only look at so many dirty pictures."
      -Simon Noble, an Austrian-based internet bookmaker
    • "When we put 50 machines in, I consider them 50 more mousetraps. You have to have a mousetrap to catch a mouse."
      -Bob Stupak, former Las Vegas casino owner
    • "You cannot beat a roulette table unless you steal money from it."
      -Albert Einstein
    • They were burying a high-roller in Las Vegas and a few of his gambling cronies were gathered grave side when the minister said; "Gus is merely sleeping." His best friend was heard muttering: "I've got a hundred that says he's dead."
    • "Suckers have no business with money anyway."
      -Canada Bill Jones, Legendary Three-card Monte Dealer
    • "At that point I ought to have gone away, but a strange sensation rose up in me, a sort of defiance of fate, a desire to challenge it, to put out my tongue at it. I laid down the largest stake allowe-four thousand gulden-and lost it. Then, getting hot, I pulled out all I had left, staked it on the same number, and lost again, after which I walked away from the table as though I were stunned. I could not even grasp what had happened to me."
      -Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Gambler
    • "Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home. If I could have borrowed his oar I would have stayed."
      -Mark Twain
    • "Why otherwise would that dignified fellow dressed like a banker be sitting at a machine murmuring; "Talk to me baby, I know you understand my needs."
      -Roger Fleming
    • "He had the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces."
      -Mark Twain
    • "When I played pool I was like a good psychiatrist. I cured 'em of all their daydreams and delusions.
      -Minnesota Fats

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    Pray for Katz. He needs help. He went to see a psychiatrist the other day at the prompting of his family and friends. This is what his doctor said: [continued, see next post]
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    “It takes a very long time to become young.” Pablo Picasso

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    Dr Phil is exactly right. If we are ever going to win at casino games, we need all the help we can get. Thank you Phil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katz View Post
    Dr Phil is exactly right. If we are ever going to win at casino games, we need all the help we can get. Thank you Phil.
    You are never going to win at casino games as long as you are an addicted gambler and most advantage players I suspect are addicted gamblers. Not all, but most. What good is it if you win at blackjack and turn around and put all of it in slots, or betting football or baseball? Call Dr; Phil immediately. He is standing by.
    Aslan 11/1/90 - 6/15/10 Stormy 1/22/95 -8/23/10
    “There are not one hundred people in the United States who hate The Catholic Church,
    but there are millions who hate what they wrongly perceive the Catholic Church to be.”
    Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

    “It takes a very long time to become young.” Pablo Picasso

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    Default Dr. Phil and Ion Saliu

    Perhaps Ion Saliu and Dr. Phil could team up and give each other pointers. I've heard of both of these people! I saw about 10-15 minutes of Dr.Phil once (which was enough, never again!) while flipping through channels. He was talking about the evils of spanking the monkey, throttling the tallywhacker, slammin' the ham... that if you did this while married then you in essence have cheated on your wife! Upon stating this the camera pans out over the audience (of 85% women) and they were cheering him on... as if this made any f**king sense at all! That few minutes of seeing this clown made me realize that HE needs some serious help, what a nutcase! Dr. Phil, if I am merely dating my right hand while engaged to be married, should I buy my right hand a half dozen roses when we have to break it off with each other??? You doofus! Hahahaha

    I've heard a lot about Ion Saliu but never looked at any of his stuff closely because I didn't have to! Like I say I heard a lot, so it just wasn't worth spending any time to look at for anything other than entertainment. Streaks occur but predicting them is implausible. Seems to me I'll stick to what I know and what has tried and proven results both mathematically and in the field. Are you saying that I should just forget everything I know and start betting a martingale!Hahaha Is this some of Ion Saliu's magic formula on this thread? Should I read it or look at it or would I be more entertained flogging the dog? (And be careful to avoid Dr. Phil hearing about it).

    Arnold Snyder's cute little story entitled, "Swami Pastrami" from long ago comes to mind when I think of people like Ion Saliu, the creators of the TARGET system, and a few others. Allow me to share with you one of those few others in something I wrote a few years ago as follows:


    The Amazing Cipher System!

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Check this out guys!!! There's this whizbang blackjack guy, the most amazing I've ever seen that has cracked the codes to online casinos, specifically BoDog and is making millions for everyone! I am going to get on the bandwagon and sent him a big chunk of my bankroll, maybe 50,000 or so so I can skip having to to to the casino as much and merely stroll out to the mailbox to pick up my 15% skim of the profits each month!
    Okay...I am lying. I started reading the Cipher stuff on here which led me to about 30 pages of message board stuff on another gambling forum which led me to more of the same showing that this guy has swindled lots of people out of lots of money, telling them how he would give them a 15% return per month (the amounts vary and possibly the deals he cut but the end result is all the same with no one seeing a dime) and taking their money from all appearances. It also led me to his still quite active website where he is selling his amazing system for $600...get 'em while they're hot...limited supply!!!hahaha
    I go on the website...and wonder how much I can see or find out (without having to pay $600 bucks). Sure enough, there are "demonstration videos" in which he shows his amazing system in action that he gives a narrative as he goes. I watched 3 of the videos and I am wondering if anyone else has.
    Each demo video shows one "session" of 30 hands. He starts playing using this software and is plugging in cards played...to INCLUDE the suits of the cards. At first what would go through your mind is that suits of cards have NO relevance in blackjack. A facecard is a facecard whether it's a heart or a spade...it's all the same; So maybe one is led to believe that the suits of the cards have relevance in this "cracking of the RNG" as far as a pattern? The more you see and the farther he goes, you see he is simply doing a betting progression but the amusing part is the narrative using phrases and terms like "building hamburgers"(maybe he worked in a fast food joint at one time), "switchback", "stairstep" and a few others as he is doing a betting progression.
    You start to see not only is this a betting progression method but also he is seriously "out of tune" with the RNG predictability factor when he has a fat bet out there, like 150 and hitting a stiff and breaking and then dropping all the way back down to $1 and getting a blackjack on his $1 bet. I was thinking to myself, "What was that?? The ol' "switchback doublesneak stairstep cheeseburger play?????"
    Anyone that has not watched a few of these videos needs to do it because they are every bit as wild as the roulette money making machine with the 2 speed automatic transmission. I hear that for an extra $4000 I can get the turbocharged model though.
    I think everyone should have REQUIRED READING on what this guy named Arnold Snyder has to say about gambling gurus selling systems of any kind. He lays it out in a very straight forward manner and if everyone that got zapped by this guy read Arnold Snyders thoughts on "foolproof systems that require no counting" they never would have been duped.







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    Tarzan huh? A regular at N0rm’s — and also at ZGeetser’s? You must be a N0rm’s ass-licker if you are still alive over there after posting at ZGeetser’s! You must be a Norm… as in Hitchcock’s Psycho! A counter who plays with the cards like Norman with his mom… er… mummy! BRRRRRRRRAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

    Tarzan – location: Atlantic City. What is your job nowadays, after casino after casino goes belly up? Janitor on the boardwalk? Soon they’ll shut down all those shit buildings as well… Or, like Norm, you run now an “always-vacancy motel” for all those abandoned cats under the boardwalk? You can count more easily the cats than those BJ cards…

    “Măi Tarzane, Tărzănuţ,
    Am o mîţă, tu s-o…. BRRRRRRRRAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parpaluck View Post
    Tarzan huh? A regular at N0rm’s — and also at ZGeetser’s? You must be a N0rm’s ass-licker if you are still alive over there after posting at ZGeetser’s! You must be a Norm… as in Hitchcock’s Psycho! A counter who plays with the cards like Norman with his mom… er… mummy! BRRRRRRRRAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

    Tarzan – location: Atlantic City. What is your job nowadays, after casino after casino goes belly up? Janitor on the boardwalk? Soon they’ll shut down all those shit buildings as well… Or, like Norm, you run now an “always-vacancy motel” for all those abandoned cats under the boardwalk? You can count more easily the cats than those BJ cards…

    “Măi Tarzane, Tărzănuţ,
    Am o mîţă, tu s-o…. BRRRRRRRRAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
    I wouldn't bother Tarzan if I were you. He may go ape on you! Brewhahahahaaaaa!

    Better lay off those brewski's, too, Ion!

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    Aslan 11/1/90 - 6/15/10 Stormy 1/22/95 -8/23/10
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    Quote Originally Posted by aslan View Post
    most advantage players I suspect are addicted gamblers. Not all, but most.
    Now there is a ponderous proposition! Define addicted - like my uncle is addicted to golf, for example?
    "The dogs bark but the caravan moves on."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarzan View Post
    I've heard a lot about Ion Saliu but never looked at any of his stuff closely because I didn't have to! Like I say I heard a lot, so it just wasn't worth spending any time to look at for anything other than entertainment. Streaks occur but predicting them is implausible. Seems to me I'll stick to what I know and what has tried and proven results both mathematically and in the field. Are you saying that I should just forget everything I know and start betting a martingale!Hahaha Is this some of Ion Saliu's magic formula on this thread? Should I read it or look at it or would I be more entertained flogging the dog? (And be careful to avoid Dr. Phil hearing about it).

    Arnold Snyder's cute little story entitled, "Swami Pastrami" from long ago comes to mind when I think of people like Ion Saliu, the creators of the TARGET system, and a few others.
    Doktor Perpakeister Saliu is not a card-counter: Every card-counter since Thorp has lied and skewed sims to support the fraud.
    Saliu is a 'streak-counter' - it's a plus-minus count - the only reality in gambling is streaks, so count'em and bet accordingly. That and when correct play
    isn't working, play incorrectly - it's a contrarian thang, the majority consensus is always wrong, play accordingly. Forget everything you've learned!
    "The dogs bark but the caravan moves on."
    .....................The Zengrifter Interview (PDF) |
    The Zengrifter / James Grosjean Reputation Debate
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    “Truth, like gold, is obtained not by growth, but by washing away all that is not gold.” — Leo Tolstoy........
    "Is everything a conspiracy? No, just the important stuff." ZG

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    To all those on this thread, if the Shrink's finger fits, wear it...


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