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    I was playing pool today and the guy I was playing with had a smirk on his face after saying something to someone on the sideline and I thought he was ridiculing the shot I made and scratched, so I thought, don't do that, Aslan, but I threw the billiard ball at him anyway. Sometimes things build up, not to justify my bad behavior, so don't count on anyone to be perfectly well behaved all the time. In all my years I never threw a ball at anyone. I was supposed to be rolling it gently up the table for him for his next shot, but I lost my temper. He exclaimed, "You did that deliberately!" I replied, "I did." "I'm sorry." It was bad, but I felt like I found some fire in my belly, which is needed in competitive sports. We used to call it "killer instinct," the ability to close the deal. But I'm sorry I did it, even though it may have had side benefits.
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    It must be that competitive spirit in you Aslan. Sometimes liquid courage can tip the scales and cause things to escalate and get out of hand. Lately I've been trying to tone things down when I go out to play no-limit poker in my local area.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aslan View Post
    I was playing pool today and the guy I was playing with had a smirk on his face after saying something to someone on the sideline and I thought he was ridiculing the shot I made and scratched, so I thought, don't do that, Aslan, but I threw the billiard ball at him anyway. Sometimes things build up, not to justify my bad behavior, so don't count on anyone to be perfectly well behaved all the time. In all my years I never threw a ball at anyone. I was supposed to be rolling it gently up the table for him for his next shot, but I lost my temper. He exclaimed, "You did that deliberately!" I replied, "I did." "I'm sorry." It was bad, but I felt like I found some fire in my belly, which is needed in competitive sports. We used to call it "killer instinct," the ability to close the deal. But I'm sorry I did it, even though it may have had side benefits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDutton View Post
    I don't think he ever played excessively, except in spurts.
    No pun intended!

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    Quote Originally Posted by creeping panther View Post
    I think besides blowing his load in the strip joints, he may have just blown his reputation...
    In all fairness, Arnold made it clear that he would not be orgasming, he was just promoting a sponsor.

    Quote Originally Posted by creeping panther View Post
    ...what is cumming next?
    Whatever it is, it's not even breathing hard.

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    If I was going to TRY the liquid lap pants I'd combine it with this --

    Weed-Infused Sex Lube Hits Market: Meet, Foria
    The first-ever marijuana-infused sexual enhancement product...
    The one-ounce, $88 spray bottle of “pre-lube” contains thirty servings of cannabinoid-infused coconut oil. Launching soon, it will only be available to medical cannabis patients in California. Each bottle contains liquid coconut oil and 360 mg of THC and other cannabinoids. The Southern California makers of Foria, dubbed “Aphrodite Group,” note that cannabis is one of the oldest known aphrodisiacs. (Weed’s main active ingredient, THC, mimics the neurotransmitter anandamide, which causes euphoria and can facilitate arousal.) The group tested its products on about 100 volunteers in and around the Bay Area.

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    Quote Originally Posted by katz View Post
    Who's your granddaddy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDutton View Post
    Who's your granddaddy?
    Who's your SUGAR Grandaddy. Get it right!

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    Why not just delete the underwear and leave your fly open?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Automatic Monkey View Post
    Why not just delete the underwear and leave your fly open?
    Liquid lapdance Monkey style?
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