But enough of that. The real subject matter of your otherwise splendid post was about the hollowness of the moon, earth, the other planets, and now, the sun. I am so excited about this discovery because it lends credence to one of my own theories concerning the structural makeup of the aforementioned spheres.
It all started back in 1996 when I was shopping at my main store, The Dollar Store. I noticed as I wheeled my shopping basket down the aisle where the Spam and Sardines packed in oil were shelved. My eye caught a glimpse of the Birthday and other celebratory balloons that were hanging from the ceiling with red and green strings dangling to the tops of the shelves. Then, just like that, it struck me in a moment of sheer genius, "Helium!"
And now my discovery is being corroborated to some degree by DDutton's brilliant work, and your own talent for deciphering ancient Sumerian tablets. Of course, I am referring to the fact that the moon, earth, planets, and yes, even the stars and our very own sun, are filled with helium! That is what keeps them from falling to the earth!
I can't tell you how excited I am! This may be the greatest discovery of all time. Of course, I'll share any accolades with you and Dr Dutton. Imagine, maybe even a Nobel Prize! You'll have to forgive me... I am just shaking with excitement and joy!