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    What if god really happened to be one of us?

    Imagine a lonely and unaware guy, who was enslaved like a golem by the jews like Jesus was, what would you advice him to do in order to help him and the whole humanity?

    This is my advice:

    1 - RAPE AND KILL EVERYBODY WHO IS TRYING TO BEFRIEND YOU

    2 - RAPE ALL THE FEMALES WHO ARE TRYING TO TALK WITH YOU

    3 - KILL ALL THE MALES WHO ARE TRYING TO PRETEND BEING COOL

    4 - KILL YOUR PARENTS BECAUSE IT IS ALL HAPPENING BECAUSE OF THEM
    When you have eliminated all the impossible, whatever remains, however implausible, must be the logic truth...

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    And this was concieved only after a six pack of Bud's...
    When you have eliminated all the impossible, whatever remains, however implausible, must be the logic truth...

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    You may have a career in dark humor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aslan View Post
    You may have a career in dark humor.
    Thanks a lot.

    I already wrote something very funny like this for a comedian, who is a friend of mine.
    When you have eliminated all the impossible, whatever remains, however implausible, must be the logic truth...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arkham Knight View Post
    And this was concieved only after a six pack of Bud's...
    Thanks for the disclosure. Did you ever think about switching to medical marijuana? zg
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    Quote Originally Posted by zengrifter View Post
    Thanks for the disclosure. Did you ever think about switching to medical marijuana? zg
    Yes of course, but it is too hot to smoke right now.

    Nothing can beat a cold Bud to fight global warming.
    When you have eliminated all the impossible, whatever remains, however implausible, must be the logic truth...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arkham Knight View Post
    Yes of course, but it is too hot to smoke right now.

    Nothing can beat a cold Bud to fight global warming.
    A cold Bud on a hot day is one of those priceless blessings bestowed on mankind. The Wisdom of Az
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arkham Knight View Post
    What if god really happened to be one of us?
    What if G-D was all of us?
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    Quote Originally Posted by zengrifter View Post
    What if G-D was all of us?
    Cardinal Zen, G-D IS all of us. PBUH


    Q: Often when reading religious articles on Beliefnet or other websites, I see "G-d" used instead of "God." Why is this? It seems disrespectful.

    This is a good question, one that may come up more often in multifaith circles. For some (but not all) Jews, it's actually a sign of respect
    not to write God's name in full. The concern is that the word may be written on something that will later be thrown away or otherwise destroyed. For example, you might print out a copy of an article that mentions God, but later toss it in the trash along with old coffee grounds. Not exactly a place redolent of majesty.


    The website
    jewfaq.org explains this in more detail:
    "Jews do not casually write any Name of God. ...Judaism does not prohibit writing the Name of God per se; it prohibits only erasing or defacing a Name of God. However, observant Jews avoid writing any Name of God casually because of the risk that the written Name might later be defaced, obliterated or destroyed accidentally or by one who does not know better. Normally, we avoid writing the Name by substituting letters or syllables, for example, writing "G-d" instead of "God."
    Though not all religions take the same tack, and may allow you to toss such printed matter, most faiths have some written way of showing respect for the sacred. For example, many Christians capitalize "His" and "Him" when they refer to God or Jesus. When Muslims write the Prophet Muhammad's name, they usually follow it with the abbreviation (pbuh), meaning "Peace be upon him."

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    Quote Originally Posted by zengrifter View Post
    What if G-D was all of us?
    What if He wasn't? Pshaw. You're wasting away your life on this fanciful thinking. But there is one belief system that does offer us a share in the divinity of G-d, and it's not fanciful thinking, it's revealed truth. Everyone says that J-s-s was a "good" man. Was He also a liar? The following is said by priests in millions of Masses each day around the planet, "By the mystery of this water and wine may we come to share in the divinity of Chr-st who humbled himself to share in our humanity." So if you really want to have a share in G-d, visit a Catholic Church and inquire about RCIA, the Rite of Chr-stian Initiation for Adults.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aslan View Post
    What if He wasn't? Pshaw. You're wasting away your life on this fanciful thinking. But there is one belief system that does offer us a share in the divinity of G-d, and it's not fanciful thinking, it's revealed truth. Everyone says that J-s-s was a "good" man. Was He also a liar? The following is said by priests in millions of Masses each day around the planet, "By the mystery of this water and wine may we come to share in the divinity of Chr-st who humbled himself to share in our humanity." So if you really want to have a share in G-d, visit a Catholic Church and inquire about RCIA, the Rite of Chr-stian Initiation for Adults.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katweezel View Post
    What if Aslan never happened?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arkham Knight View Post
    Imagine a lonely and unaware guy, who was enslaved like a golemby the jews like Jesus was...
    Goyim, not 'golem', Dr. Knight.

    Golem: In Jewish folklore, a golem is an animated anthropomorphic being, created entirely from inanimate matter.
    The word was used to mean an amorphous, unformed material (usually out of stone and clay) in Psalms and medieval writing.

    For example, you are a goyim, Israel is a golem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zengrifter View Post
    Israel is a golem.
    Si it would appear so?


    "What is Israel to do?...Israel has been building nuclear weapons for years...What would serve the Jew-hating world better in repayment for thousands of years of massacres but a nuclear winter?...The ultimate justice?"

    Professor David Perlmutter
    The Los Angeles Times
    April 7, 2002


    "We Israelis possess several hundred atomic warheads and rockets and can launch them at targets in all directions, perhaps even at Rome. Most European capitals are targets…We have the capacity to take the world down with us."

    Dr. Marvin Crevald
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    (Associated Press, 2006)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Positively+EV View Post
    Si it would appear so?


    "What is Israel to do?...Israel has been building nuclear weapons for years...What would serve the Jew-hating world better in repayment for thousands of years of massacres but a nuclear winter?...The ultimate justice?"

    Professor David Perlmutter
    The Los Angeles Times
    April 7, 2002


    "We Israelis possess several hundred atomic warheads and rockets and can launch them at targets in all directions, perhaps even at Rome. Most European capitals are targets…We have the capacity to take the world down with us."

    Dr. Marvin Crevald
    Hebrew University
    (Associated Press, 2006)
    There you have it. Their fucking Samson Option...

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