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    So you want me to be President?

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    Jump in and I'll throw this in to
    save you. The photo will get
    me elected for sure.
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    I mean...

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    ...does he even look like me a little?
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    These may be...

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    A different story.
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    I did not have sex with that woman...

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    Barbara Bush
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    Read my lips...

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    Whatdya you take me for... a Zionist or sumthin'!

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    How about a movie star! ;)

    Fuhgetabawtit!!!
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    No, not even a smidgen!

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    And I will not favor AIPCA...

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    Not even a smidgen!
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    I care... of course

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    Vote for me ...because I care!

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    The next President of these here Unitey States! ...

    The next President of these here Unitey States!

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    Yay, Pelosi!

    Yay, Pelosi, the San Francisco treat! Vote for Nahncie for Pres because we can't vote for ugh Billary. Vote the Italiano ticket. Yay, yay, yay, Pelosi! Vote Pelosi, the San Francisco treat! ...
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    I second the motion to censure the honorable Katz...

    I second the motion to censure the honorable Katz who is somewhere in the island of Australia that they say is somewhere in the Pacific Ocean or thereabouts.
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    Did you know that one Australian can blow more...

    Did you know that one Australian can blow more hot air than all the Congress put together? Not an explanation, just an observation.
  15. Maybe God created 4 day's worth of creation in...

    Maybe God created 4 day's worth of creation in four "nights" and the rest in days and nights? Somebody explain this inexplicable mystery. And please don't tell me the author meant 4 periods of time....
  16. How many days make a week? 7? Okay, how many...

    How many days make a week? 7? Okay, how many nights make a week? If 7 days make a week, do 7 days and 7 nights make two weeks? Does this mean I am 78 and not 39 as I formerly thought?
  17. I guess it could not have been that the writer...

    I guess it could not have been that the writer used the term to mean four periods of time. I wonder why modern "days" include equal portion of "darkness"? How can a "day" include 12 hours of day...
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    Hip hip hurray! Hip hip hurray! Three cheers for...

    Hip hip hurray! Hip hip hurray! Three cheers for the U.S. ! :celebrate
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    All in favor say "Aye." The Ayes have it! ...

    All in favor say "Aye." The Ayes have it! [Gavel sound] Let it be known from this day forward that the Zen Zone will never cite the U.S. for anything it did in World Was II and it will never...
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    Amen.

    Amen.
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    As usual, Kat does not understand the Queen's...

    As usual, Kat does not understand the Queen's English, or Obama's English (besides corpse-man). I believe it is entirely immoral to nuke civilian population centers, but I do not believe Harry S....
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    Dear Brother Katz, If you really believe this,...

    Dear Brother Katz,

    If you really believe this, there is no help for you. Best you check yourself in and ask them to kindly throw away the key. I will visit you from time to time. You will be...
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    Additional discussion is always in order. I...

    Additional discussion is always in order. I respectfully request that you withdraw your motion so that additional discussion might ensue. Parliamentary procedure should never be used to bully people...
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    Yeah, right! :laugh:

    Yeah, right! :laugh:
  25. Thread: The Day Is Here

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    http://www.pic4ever.com/images/shame.gifI don't...

    http://www.pic4ever.com/images/shame.gifI don't see anything funny at all by posting a picture of the three stooges. You should be ashamed of yourself! BTW, which one is Curly? :grin:
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